Let’s be sincere: it’s higher for all of us when Adele is categorically depressing, nursing some earth-shattering heartache with Bulmers Cider and Beyoncé movies earlier than turning out a file so emotionally devastating that it’s going to make you ugly-cry on the Tube. So it provides me no pleasure to report that Ms Adkins seems to be residing what can solely be described as – and I don’t use this phrase calmly – her greatest life. After marking her thirty fourth birthday with a cheerful Instagram publish (“If time retains therapeutic and smoothing out all of the creases in my life… then I can’t wait to be 60!”), the Grammy winner handled followers to a visible timeline of herself together with her boyfriend, Wealthy Paul – together with a glimpse of the couple’s Valentine’s Day celebrations at… McDonald’s.

In a single shot, Adele cackles whereas the menu screens behind her mild up with the day’s “specials”: her 4 albums, 19, 21, 25, and 30, with observe listings within the place of fries and Coca-Cola. Displayed on one remaining display screen? “Completely satisfied Valentine’s Day!!” If that looks as if a tragic approach to spend 14 February, do not forget that Adele beforehand advised Vogue {that a} Massive Mac with McNuggets and fries would nonetheless be “my best meal, my dying row meal, my final meal”. “I eat it at the least as soon as every week.”

And in different private information? Adele and Paul have formally moved in collectively, holding their keys aloft in entrance of their California property: a sprawling 21,000-square-foot residence that after belonged to Sylvester Stallone. That’s how profitable is completed!